starlitpenguinrhodes:

all-hail-the-moffinator:

sackville-baggins:

sackville-baggins:

Maybe this time when I read Order of the Phoenix Sirius won’t die

He died.

I read somewhere that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results.

This is tumblr, we’re all insane

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

seapeny:

rainbow-road-to-happiness:

You can choose what kind of tree you want to become

Idk I just find this beautiful 

just imagine cemeteries looking like this

a forest of living, changing, beautiful trees. I think a tombstone holds much more finality in death than a tree. It’s like you are living on symbolically through something greater than yourself.

this is a serious post about how much I want this. I’ll make sure my family knows.

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

stuckinaworldbeyondwonderland:

As part of the tumblr community, I ask for everyone to stand by me and say FUCK YOU YAHOO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUR BAND BLOGS, OUR SHERLOCK FANDOMS OR OUR DOCTOR WHO FANDOMS! YOU WILL NOT RUIN OUR LIFE’S AND WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE WE ARE A FAMILY AND FAMILY’S STICK TOGETHER.

One last thing… I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SHOELACES YAHOO! YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THEY AREN’T STOLEN FROM THE PRESIDENT!

jacknoir:

“whats up”

“the roof”

hydrangic:

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

also had had

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss